Oh, another fun thing.
Yesterday waiting for the train I was getting hit on and the guy goes “you got a man?” “Nope, got a girl.” “A GIRL? YOU EVER BEEN WITH A MAN?”
“Yep. Didn’t really want to after that.”
Guy spits on the ground and goes “DAMN, THAT LIMP DICK RUINED IT FOR ALL OF US!” and walks away.
A+ human being.